Findin' A Good Man

We got a bucket of Corona
Enough stories to last all night
About the trials and tribulations
Of findin' Mr. Right
Of findin' a good man
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man
Blind dates an' horror stories
Pushy gals and fast movers
Let's dedicate this girl's night out
To big-talkers bad losers
It's so hard findin' a good man
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man
Julie, I know you want perfection
Angie, you want a listener
Lisa, your list is gettin' long
And girls, you know me:I just want a good kisser
Here's to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters
To the Momma's boys who can't make a stand
Here's to the superficial players
The "I love ya" too-soon-sayers
If you hear me girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast
Let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man
Here's to findin' a good man
Here's to findin' a good man